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:: sunday, 05 january 2003 + Am thinking Judaism for next year. Eight days is, by my calculation, 33% better. > posted by charles dickens at 11:33 am :: saturday, 04 january 2003 + Miserable git Tiny Tim still demanding update of nickname, image. > posted by charles dickens at 11:03 am :: friday, 03 january 2003 + So ends another dismal season of Oliver! revivals. Christ, will someone shoot me already? > posted by charles dickens at 11:09 am :: thursday, 02 january 2003 + Lurking round Soho in search of ladies dancing has so far turned up nothing better than nine slags squatting. > posted by charles dickens at 11:43 am :: wednesday, 01 january 2003 + Must stop picking at leftovers when drunk - goose clearly off. Been dreaming about Daisy Duck in a corset again. > posted by charles dickens at 11:12 am :: tuesday, 31 december 2002 + Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice? > posted by charles dickens at 11:15 am :: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Am thinking Judaism for next year. Eight days is, by my calculation, 33% better.
:: saturday, 04 january 2003 + Miserable git Tiny Tim still demanding update of nickname, image. > posted by charles dickens at 11:03 am :: friday, 03 january 2003 + So ends another dismal season of Oliver! revivals. Christ, will someone shoot me already? > posted by charles dickens at 11:09 am :: thursday, 02 january 2003 + Lurking round Soho in search of ladies dancing has so far turned up nothing better than nine slags squatting. > posted by charles dickens at 11:43 am :: wednesday, 01 january 2003 + Must stop picking at leftovers when drunk - goose clearly off. Been dreaming about Daisy Duck in a corset again. > posted by charles dickens at 11:12 am :: tuesday, 31 december 2002 + Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice? > posted by charles dickens at 11:15 am :: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Miserable git Tiny Tim still demanding update of nickname, image.
:: friday, 03 january 2003 + So ends another dismal season of Oliver! revivals. Christ, will someone shoot me already? > posted by charles dickens at 11:09 am :: thursday, 02 january 2003 + Lurking round Soho in search of ladies dancing has so far turned up nothing better than nine slags squatting. > posted by charles dickens at 11:43 am :: wednesday, 01 january 2003 + Must stop picking at leftovers when drunk - goose clearly off. Been dreaming about Daisy Duck in a corset again. > posted by charles dickens at 11:12 am :: tuesday, 31 december 2002 + Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice? > posted by charles dickens at 11:15 am :: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
So ends another dismal season of Oliver! revivals. Christ, will someone shoot me already?
:: thursday, 02 january 2003 + Lurking round Soho in search of ladies dancing has so far turned up nothing better than nine slags squatting. > posted by charles dickens at 11:43 am :: wednesday, 01 january 2003 + Must stop picking at leftovers when drunk - goose clearly off. Been dreaming about Daisy Duck in a corset again. > posted by charles dickens at 11:12 am :: tuesday, 31 december 2002 + Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice? > posted by charles dickens at 11:15 am :: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Lurking round Soho in search of ladies dancing has so far turned up nothing better than nine slags squatting.
:: wednesday, 01 january 2003 + Must stop picking at leftovers when drunk - goose clearly off. Been dreaming about Daisy Duck in a corset again. > posted by charles dickens at 11:12 am :: tuesday, 31 december 2002 + Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice? > posted by charles dickens at 11:15 am :: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Must stop picking at leftovers when drunk - goose clearly off. Been dreaming about Daisy Duck in a corset again.
:: tuesday, 31 december 2002 + Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice? > posted by charles dickens at 11:15 am :: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Swans devilishly difficult to locate this time of year. Dredged canal in Regent's Park with disappointing result. Perhaps seven white-painted pigeons will suffice?
:: monday, 30 december 2002 + Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone. > posted by charles dickens at 11:40 am :: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Secret Santa has still not revealed self. Suspect Ebenezer: that piece of coal must have come from someone.
:: sunday, 29 december 2002 + Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings! > posted by charles dickens at 11:54 am :: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Five viewings of Lord Of The Rings!
:: saturday, 28 december 2002 + Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle. > posted by charles dickens at 11:14 am :: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Note to self: next year get cheerier gift for J. Marley. Is looking a bit po-faced after the chains debacle.
:: friday, 27 december 2002 + Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop? > posted by charles dickens at 11:08 am :: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Suggested Miss Havisham take advantage of myriad post-holiday sales to update wardrobe. Perhaps Topshop?
:: thursday, 26 december 2002 + Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends. > posted by charles dickens at 11:32 am :: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Ghost of Christmas Future crashing poker nights again. Puts the boys off their game. Must consider more careful selection of friends.
:: wednesday, 25 december 2002 + Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude. > posted by charles dickens at 11:06 am
Distributed pear trees to local urchins. Was not overwhelmed by gratitude.